Okay, all bets are off. Husband just came in here with a fucking bobbin and claimed he found it “rolling around inside the guts of the machine” and I said, “Of course you did, you moron, that’s the bobbin I just put in the machine when you told me you thought you had fixed it” and he said, “No, it isn’t, I took that bobbin out and this is ANOTHER bobbin,” and I was all, “Bullshit, that’s the same bobbin, dumbass” and he said it wasn’t and I said, “Then how come you didn’t find a bobbin the first damn time you took the machine apart?” but only in my head, because I think he had already given up the argument, but I’ll be good goddamned if I’m going to be accused of losing a bobbin down inside the sewing machine BECAUSE HOW THE HELL WOULD I EVEN PUT IT THERE??? I mean, there’s no opening anywhere on that machine big enough to allow a bobbin to “accidentally” fall INSIDE. The only way that could happen is if someone had taken all the screws out of the housing and taken the machine apart, AND WHO DID THAT, HUH? HUH??? NOT ME.
Sewing machine update 2. This could be going on a while.
Next post: Sewing machine update 3. Okay, so this is less of an update and more of a “see what I’m talking about?” Sue me. Just kidding. Don’t waste your time. I don’t have anything. Anything that’s not broken, that is.